Thursday, July 30, 2009

Male Chavunistic Pig

One day , Prem's friend Mr. Jai dropped into the Guruji's house to have a chit chat. Prem was also present there...

Prem =>"Jai , Any chance that u will get a bride soon ?"

Jai =>" Since i am in kerala , there is a small problem...yaar "

Prem =>"??"

Jai =>"These girls earn more than 2 times the salary than us , in Bangalore "

Prem => "Ya, then it is risky to marry them...."

Jai =>"Any way , i might say yes to a propsal even if she is earning more than me ..."

Guruji =>"Sounds interesting .."

Jai =>"My plan is to impregnate her twice in quick succession...this will give me ample time to catch up with her in the salary race..."

1 comments:

Shalvin said...

Prem=>I am planning to purchase Cofee Vending Machine.

Jai=> I am planning to purchase a Food Vending Machine, so I can remain as a bachelor.